If Obama Wins This Election

"If Obama wins this election" has become the stem of their litany of paranoia. If Obama wins this election...

• He will call a 21st-century constitutional convention to be hosted in Chicago, Hawaii, or Indonesia.  He will rewrite the US constitution, making certain the Second Amendment is left out. He will ban the NRA, take away our guns, make it illegal to own guns, and ban hunting and every form of sports involving firearms.
  

• He will appoint only liberal, pro-abortion judges. He make belief in "abortion on demand" the litmus test for every judicial appointment.
  
  

• He will fire all conservative justices on the Supreme Court to replace them liberal, abortion-loving justices. And he will appoint those liberal judges by executive order, with the advice and consent of Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reed.
  
  

• There will be an abortion clinic on the campus of every middle school, high school, and university. He will even force Bible colleges and seminaries to convert some of their classrooms into abortion quarters. Every bus stop will have an abortion canopy.
  
  

• It will become illegal to home-school your children. Charter schools and school vouchers will be declared anti-educational, and, therefore, illegal.
  
  

• Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reed, and President Obama will take total control of the government and rule like the Dictator Trinity that they'll become. They will embark on a tax and spend spree, stick the economy into the ground, and send the budget deficit to the moon, to Jupiter, make that to the sun.
  
  

• He will consult witches, wizards, psychics and UFOs, and form them into a new team of Economic Advisors. They'll be his spiritual coaches too.
  
  

• He will put UFOs in charge of America's space program, so as to speed up space exploration and technology, and bring about lasting peace between America and illegal aliens.
  
  

• He will set up medical facility in Chicago to clone humans, especially black, tall guys who can dunk the ball better than Michael Jordan, Kobi Bryant, and LeBron James.
  
  

• Homosexuals and lesbians will have a family room in the White House. He will rename the Lincoln Bedroom the Gay Den.
  
  

• It will be the end of American democracy. We will become a socialist country, a communist country. He will take every penny you earn and give it to those who refuse to work. He will repeal the Welfare to Work law, and grow the welfare roll to levels Americans have never seen. He will pay young girls for having babies, and pay them double for aborting their pregnancies, especially if they abort in order to obtain a college degree. What do you think Obama means by "spread the wealth around"?
  
  

• Black people will take over this country, and they will demand reparations for slavery. Whites who refuse to pay up will be treated like criminals. Whites will be treated in the same that black slaves used to be treated.
  
  

• He will replace the police force and security guards with street gangs, with black gangs and Latino gangs working side by side as brothers and sisters. Peace!
  
  

• The State will be telling the Church what it can and cannot preach or teach. He will inspect our homes, our children's backpacks, and our luggages for Bibles and Christian literature. Possessing any kind of Christian literature will be a crime. He will impose an IQ tax on Christian authors.
  
  

• The age of the Antichrist will have arrived. The Great Tribulation will soon begin. And the Rapture will have taken place. Many will have been left behind, stuck with the Antichrist, President Obama.
  
  

• Israel will be wiped off the map, as the president of Iran demands. It will be the second holocaust. Antisemitism will become commonplace. He will make it a crime not to hate Jews.
  
  

• The Palestinians will be given control of Jerusalem, along with all Jewish territory and wealth.
  
  

• The White House will be repainted and renamed the Black House, the Melting Tent, or the House of Diversity.
  
  

• Conservative talk radio and conservative news will be outlawed. Arrest warrants will be issued for Rush Limbaugh, Shawn Hannity, and James Dobson. These rebels be tried for treason, with government lawyers seeking the death penalty if those leading conservatives are convicted.
  
  

• The American military will be dismantled, emasculated, castrated. All military personnel will be given sensitivity training to become community organizers, practicing the principles of conflict resolution, and passive, nonviolent resistance, if ever necessary.
  
  

• Al Qaeda, Iran, Russia, and other enemies of America will begin rolling into this free land of liberty to set up terrorist training camps, nuclear weapon plants, and checkpoints to monitor our movements.
  
  

• The president will invite Osama bin Laden, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and Hugo Chavey to tea and dinner at the Black House, the House of Diversity. There they will iron out terms for the partitioning of Israel and America, and other details about the fair redistribution of America's wealth.
  
  

• He will sign an executive order clearing Adolf Hitler's good name, clearing Hitler of all charges related to the Holocaust.
  
  

• He will replace the copy of the Holy Bible in the White House with a copy of the Koran. He make Sharia the law of the land. Only imams will be allowed to lead prayers in Congress, lead religious services in prisons, conduct weddings and funerals. He will declare America an Islamic country, and seeking America's membership in OPEC and the Organization of the Islamic Conference.
  
  

• The spiritual leader of Iran will anoint Obama the Ayatollah of the United States, the same as the Islamic Republic of North America.
  
  

And if Americans are gullible enough to elect Obama as their president, it will be Hell on Earth, or at least Hell in America. It will be over for America as we know it.


"And may I ask, how do you know Obama will do any or all of this?"

Came the quick reply, "I just know. I can feel it. Believe me. I know a devil when I see one."

Now, that's what I call Halloween Politics.

» left by Tex Norman

3 years 91 days ago.
46 fans.

This was funny. I wish I could say that no one would really believe such doodley-squat, but I sadly know that they do. I am going for early voting today and taking 4 people with me. I don't know who they will vote for but I am Obama all the way. Peace be with you.

 

tex

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» left by Mogama 3 years 91 days ago.
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You found this funny? Oh, man, I'll never make a good Halloween figure! I did all that to scare you, and there you are laughing. Well, I'll just have to try again during the next Halloween season. See ya in October 2009, and thanks for your comment. ~mogama~

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