Mogama

Everything Men Know About Women


Posted: Friday, October 10, 2008

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I consider myself an expert on women. Why? Because I've been around women for most of everyday of my life. Being a middle-age guy, that's a load of experience and expertise.

To start with, I spent 9 months inside the tummy of a woman, or was it inside her belly? I know everything about mothers.

Then after I was born, I found out I had a sister, who beat me to the birth. I know a whole lot about sisters.

During my school days, everyone I ever dated was female. I know girlfriends like the face of my watch.

I was engaged thrice. Guess to whom? Ladies! So I know all about fiances too.

At age 28, I married a beautiful woman, one I call the Queen of Africa. Of course, I know all about wives.

While I was away in the United States, my wife gave birth to our daughter in Ghana, West Africa. Our daughter is a teenager now. Then late in the family planning game, boom, another daughter, who turns four in October 2008. You bet, I know all about daughters.

As you can see, it is no exaggeration, when I say I am an expert on women. From my vast experience inside a woman, around women, beside women, and with women, I have learned, and I now know everything there is to know about women, any woman.

Well, I know so much about women, it could take at least 60 months to lay out my findings for the benefit of my fellow male sub-species living off Mother Earth. But as the quintessential expert on anything and everything female, why would I need that much time? It just takes me 60 seconds to spell it all out.

Here -- everything men know about women.......
Mogama (Moses Garswa Matally) is a minister, Bible teacher, life skill coach, blogger, and author of Refugee Was My Name. Due to a civil war in Liberia, his native country, he fled to Sierra Leone, then to Ghana where he lived as a refugee, before migrating to the United States. Mogama holds a Bachelor of Theology and a Master of Divinity. He is the founding pastor of Church For All in Kentucky, where he lives with his wife and three children. Website www.mogama.info;email mogama@gmail.com.
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» left by Yangki Christine Akiteng
 3 years 109 days ago.
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You're nuts!  Loved it, loved it!  You write so amazingly well. God smiled on you!!

» left by Mogama 3 years 109 days ago.
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Glad you liked it, Christine. Your comments mean a lot to me. ~mogama~
» left by Zeambo Dahnweih
 3 years 107 days ago.
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Yeah, Mogama, I have read that book!!!  O my gush.  Great read; recommended for all men.  I think it is authored by one Alan Francis.
 
Allow me to "lol" here.  I still remember this field trip to Michigan in 1997 with a few fellow graduate students from my school.  We entered this bookshop.  While browsing through books, that title caught my attention:  Everything Men Know About Women.  Out of curiosity, I proceeded to open the book.  That was very halirious.  Conclusion?  You already know.  I don't remember much about this trip, but I have not forgotten a single thing about this book. 
 
Thanks, Momama, I needed that laugh for the day
» left by Mogama 3 years 107 days ago.
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I'm glad that delivered a laugh to your heart! Let me get back to learning more about the women in my life ... wife and daughters, I mean! ~mogama~
» left by Susan Thom
 3 years 105 days ago.
174 fans.
hi mogama,
 
very clever article. and you get to know african women as well as american!
 
yes, i guess you must know your fair share about women. maybe that's why you have such a nice smile :) thanks for sharing,
 
best regards,
 
sue thom
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