Mogama

What Does LOL Mean? 19 Different Things and Counting


Posted: Sunday, September 21, 2008

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You've probably seen this acronym at the end of a comment, sentence or chat online. The first time I saw it, I thought the writer had insulted me. So I struck back hard with something nastier. Then I found out what each letter of LOL stood for, and I felt like a fool, really stupid. But then as I stumbled upon other meanings of LOL, I thought, "May be I was right to feel insulted the first time someone gave me the LOL."

Since then, here are some of the meanings of LOL that I have found, plus others I have in mind myself, depending on whether the online chat is friendly, ugly or downright mean.

  1. Lots Of Love: straight from the heart; a warm fuzzy feeling that can travel across electrons.
     
  2. Left Over Love: the one you still have for your former sweetheart.
     
  3. Loser Of Losers: for someone you really despise, or someone you're frustrated with; the worst kind of loser; worse than a loser.
     
  4. Left Over Loser: a loser that is sour; may be the same as a sore loser, only worse off.
     
  5. Lord Of Lords: no, not "Lord Of the Ring"; that would be LOR. LOL in this case is a title of that most popular person whoever lived -- Jesus Christ, whom the Bible calls "Lord of Lords".
     
  6. Learn Or Lose: similar to sink or swim; that's what you tell someone who lacks any drive, who's too lazy to get off his butt, leave the cave, kill something and drag it home.
     
  7. Lots Of Lies: refers to a habitual liar; please don't say President Bill Clinton, and don't you say President George W. Bush.
     
  8. Live Or Leave: for someone who needs to get a life; also for a child who refuses to live by your rules, though he or she eats your food, sleeps in your house, rides in your car with your gas in it, not to mention that the child came from your loins or womb in the first place.
     
  9. Leave Or Live: same as the above.
     
  10. Laugh Out Loud: invitation to and motivation for someone who's humor-challenged, someone who takes life too seriously, a license to loosen up and have some fun.
     
  11. Log Off Loser: insult for your Internet adversary, a faceless enemy whom you wish to suffer electronic dead end or electronic death.
     
  12. Loser On Line: you've spent all kinds of money on get-rich-quick Internet schemes or opportunities, but you're still broke, and you're paying for wealth opps.
     
  13. Live On Line: when you want to slam your kid, boyfriend, or husband who spends too much time on the web, like he or she is married to the computer or worse.
     
  14. Land Of Liberty: that's a nickname for the United States of America; the name "Liberia" (a country in West Africa) also means "land of liberty"; it should be the description of every country where the people think they are free to own property, make a profit, and curse their leaders by graffiti, on the web or over the airwaves, without fear of being arrested, intimidated or tortured.
     
  15. Live On Lawn: it's the farthest distance to which an unhappy wife can exile her insensitive husband; the lawn is like the dog house, worse than the couch; I haven't been kicked out that far...YET.
     
  16. Little Or Lot: it's what you tell human resources when you're desperate for a job and a pay check, or when your income has dropped and sunk like a rock -- I will take little or lot.
     
  17. Li'l Ole Lady: short for Little Old Lady; what you call Mom, Grandma, or any female senior citizen you're having problems with right now, or it could be words of endearment in some cases.
     
  18. Lots Of Ladies: from a guy who just likes to hang out with the ladies; perhaps a womanizer.
     
  19. Left Over Lady: you're a guy, and your buddy grabbed the prettier girl, and now you're stuck with this one; LOL!
     
So what does LOL stand for? Sometimes it's hard to tell. It depends. It could mean sky-high praise, goose-bumps love, ice-cold indifference, or outright insult. It depends who says it, how s/he says it, to whom, when, and where it is said. Take your pick.

What else could LOL mean?
Mogama (Moses Garswa Matally) is a minister, Bible teacher, life skill coach, blogger, and author of Refugee Was My Name. Due to a civil war in Liberia, his native country, he fled to Sierra Leone, then to Ghana where he lived as a refugee, before migrating to the United States. Mogama holds a Bachelor of Theology and a Master of Divinity. He is the founding pastor of Church For All in Kentucky, where he lives with his wife and three children. Website www.mogama.info;email mogama@gmail.com.
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Top-level comments on this article: (10 total)
» left by Hannah
3 years 138 days ago.
Well, I've always used it in what I believe is the original meaning : Laughing Out Loud.
I have a friend who uses it as Lots of Love.
All those other meanings I've never heard of, but they're interesting.
Will have to take better note of the context in future! LOL
 
» left by Mogama 3 years 138 days ago.
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Yes, Hannah, in my years of online exchanges, when it comes to the meaning of LOL, "context" is key or king to decoding the correct meaning every time. If I have a friendly or humorous relation with the person on the other keyboard, then I assume LOL = Lots of Love or Laugh Out Loud. ~mogama~
» left by Dianne Lehmann
3 years 138 days ago.
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Hi Mogama.
 
When I first saw it, I thought it meant "lots of luck." Then I thought maybe "lots of love."
 
You've come up with some very creative other meanings. Thanks for sharing.
 
Dianne
» left by Mogama 3 years 15 days ago.
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Thanks for your input. ~mogama~
» left by you know
from id rather you not
3 years 108 days ago.
LEFT OVER LASAGNA
» left by Mogama 3 years 15 days ago.
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Lasagna happens to be one my favorite foods! Thanks for your input. ~mogama~
» left by LeKaren Lockridge from Houston, TX 3 years 106 days ago.
How about Lots Of Lunacy?
» left by Mogama 3 years 15 days ago.
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There's a lot of truth to that, LeKaren. Thanks for your input. ~mogama~
» left by Anonymous
3 years 15 days ago.
LOADS OF LOVE
» left by Mogama 3 years 15 days ago.
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There's just no end to LOL. Thanks for your input. ~mogama~
» left by eric from deltona 2 years 348 days ago.
lol=leap on larry
» left by eric from deltona 2 years 348 days ago.
lots of lamas=lol
» left by Mogama 2 years 348 days ago.
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Thanks, Eric, for adding your 2 cents. ~mogama~
» left by Bertie Fernandes from Toronto, Canada 2 years 19 days ago.
Mogama I like the various meanings you have found for LOL, I would like to share some of mine...Lots of lights, Loss of life,Lesson on life...
 

» left by Mogama 2 years 17 days ago.
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Thanks, Bertie, for adding those, LOL. ~mogama~
» left by Bertie Fernandes from Toronto, Canada 2 years 19 days ago.
Yes this article was indeed helpful as i came to see it more often when i joined FaceBook
» left by Mogama 50 days ago.
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For some reason I'm receiving very late notifications of some comments to some of my articles, and I can't figure out why. Could be the settings in my Control Panel or something... Anyway, thanks Bertie; I was not aware that this article has been showing up on Facebook. ~mogama~
» left by Lulu
from Los Angeles,California
14 days 7 hours ago.
I really liked all these different meannings for lol and all but I think I would rather write whole words rather than abbreviate in his instance.There is just too many meanings.You will leave the person you are writing to in a daze....
» left by Mogama 13 days 6 hours ago.
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Yep, it's better to just do long hand so that the reader does not interpret "little old lady" when you meant "lots of laughter". Thanks, Lulu, for your comment.
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